Kar-Bear

You look lost so you should follow me :)

nettosan:

datademon:

damn-arrows:

caffensis:

revyas:

I like it when cats settle down and it looks like they don’t have any limbs

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they’re slugs

…and if you ever wondered what they look like from underneath when doing that:

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This is important

(Source: kimsoldblogone, via guy)

Cake Boss in a nutshell…

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

(via kanyewesticle)

unlawfully:

Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick

(via guy)

poppunkandmexicore:

lost-in-the-stereo-sound1:

theycallme-changeling:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

the-vashta-nerada:

here’s a song i wrote about being in love with your best friend (no homo)

i didn’t know how badly i needed this in my life until i heard it

No but listen to this it’s lovely

“That I’d never ever make out with, except for that one time”

IM SERIOUSLY CRYING. THIS IS PERFECT

(Source: ofmice-and-low, via guy)

creation-come-undone:

importerrobinson:

hyrulewarriors:

farorescourage:

many of you asked where this video had gone. Luckily for you, I have it.

i think about this video every day

this video is several times longer than it needs to be, and yet, it’s not at all

the fucking music lmfao i’m crying

(via guy)

umq:

oh.

(via guy)

guy:

who the fuck chooses the actors in infomercials

(Source: guy, via popularboyfriend)